Friday, November 4, 2011

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF THE COMMON ATTIC RACCOON or (Procyon lotor cenaculum)

7pm. Awaken



7:01pm to 7:00 am : Perform various household tasks like making bed by rearranging attic insulation, airing out living space by attempting to make holes in floor, feeding the kids by way of going through the lady downstairs’ garbage and providing family entertainment by attempting to give the dog downstairs a nervous breakdown.


7:01am to 6:59pm : Peaceful slumber

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